Amber Portwood Nude Photos: Revealed! Not Hot!

Amber Portwood posed nude a few weeks ago while a friend took pictures. Obviously. She “fancies herself an old-fashioned pin-up girl,” an insider says.

We won’t even comment on the ridiculousness of that statement, but Amber was at a friend’s home when the mood just struck her to drop her clothes.

“She just really wanted to pose!” the source told Radar Online.

PIN-UP GIRL? Yes, people are that delusional.

The source says she posed so she would not expose her private areas. Gotta stay classy. That’s only for Gary. And Clinton, and Mike, and Adam, and …

Anyway, the enormous tattoo of Leah, her two-year-old daughter, which she recently got on the right side of her torso, is prominently displayed in the pics.

“She got the tattoo as a way to show her commitment to Leah,” a source said.

Will she get matching ink of her next kid on the other side of her? If recent reports are true, the reality star may have another on the way in 7-8 months.

Anyway, check out the very “tasteful” shot of Amber nude on Radar Online!

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